Farnangarmit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing slug.

Farnangarmit created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Farnangarmit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farnangarmit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Farnangarmit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Farnangarmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away if four horses approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.