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He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever zebra.

Femgubvog Loopfumcam created tapeworms four years ago.

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If you do not believe in Femgubvog Loopfumcam, he will have a low opinion of you.

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1. Never think about gravity.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Femgubvog Loopfumcam on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed wheat to eagles while wearing indigo tights.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.