Bomgepbif is a god.

It takes the form of a large, irritating sheep.

Bomgepbif created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Bomgepbif, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bomgepbif, it will manifest in front of you.

Bomgepbif's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bomgepbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Bomgepbif must be the most important thing in your life.