Badbepdog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak jaguar.

Badbepdog created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Badbepdog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badbepdog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Badbepdog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Badbepdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Hide from yellow tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Never think about moons.