Bellyarlwap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered badger.

Bellyarlwap created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellyarlwap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellyarlwap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bellyarlwap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bellyarlwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve skirts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Run away if eight foxes approach from the east.

4. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the west.

5. Always pray immersed in water.