Tadsograt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing ferret.

Tadsograt created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadsograt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tadsograt, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tadsograt's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tadsograt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never jump near tapirs.

5. Do not make images of living things.