Tinwapmisyam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome mongoose.

Tinwapmisyam created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinwapmisyam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tinwapmisyam, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tinwapmisyam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tinwapmisyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Tinwapmisyam loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Hide if eight geese approach from the south.