Tanmabrull Cenvadbom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous armadillo.

Tanmabrull Cenvadbom created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanmabrull Cenvadbom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanmabrull Cenvadbom, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tanmabrull Cenvadbom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tanmabrull Cenvadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always obey Tanmabrull Cenvadbom's priests.

4. Put Tanmabrull Cenvadbom first in all things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.