Nadnuttxen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciful mole.

Nadnuttxen created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnuttxen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nadnuttxen, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nadnuttxen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nadnuttxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest blue.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not take Nadnuttxen's name in vain.

4. Run away from violet frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never jump near capybaras.