Nelgetparkmig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident wyrm.

Nelgetparkmig created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nelgetparkmig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelgetparkmig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nelgetparkmig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nelgetparkmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. You must pray to Nelgetparkmig four times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nelgetparkmig.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.