Bugominingrulnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, annoying spider.

Bugominingrulnarl created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugominingrulnarl, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bugominingrulnarl, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bugominingrulnarl's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bugominingrulnarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bugominingrulnarl seven times a day.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Bugominingrulnarl must be the most important thing in your life.