Begquartsin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy clam.

Begquartsin created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begquartsin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Begquartsin, he will remove you from existence.

Begquartsin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Begquartsin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Begquartsin.

2. Never sing near tortoises.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Hide from green dogs for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill snails.