Karsanflap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, compassionate fairy.

Karsanflap created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karsanflap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Karsanflap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Karsanflap's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Karsanflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Karsanflap on top of all buildings.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.