Danstanbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able toad.

Danstanbeg created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Danstanbeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Danstanbeg, she will turn you into a mole.

Danstanbeg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Danstanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Danstanbeg loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.