Kimlargnak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate jackal.

Kimlargnak created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Kimlargnak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimlargnak, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kimlargnak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kimlargnak's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kimlargnak.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Kimlargnak loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.