Gumhunzig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless squirrel.

Gumhunzig created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Gumhunzig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gumhunzig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gumhunzig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gumhunzig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always obey Gumhunzig's priests.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.