Gumhunzig is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless
squirrel.
Gumhunzig created dark matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Gumhunzig, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gumhunzig, it will turn you into a sheep.
Gumhunzig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Gumhunzig's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always treat seals with great respect.
3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always obey Gumhunzig's priests.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.