Xuckragnut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive dragon.

Xuckragnut created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Xuckragnut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xuckragnut, she will turn you into a hamster.

Xuckragnut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Xuckragnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide if four turtles approach from the east.