Podsinnul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet turtle.

Podsinnul created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podsinnul, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Podsinnul, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Podsinnul's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Podsinnul's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six badgers approach from the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.