Flabrenzag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable alligator.

Flabrenzag created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabrenzag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabrenzag, it will turn you into a frog.

Flabrenzag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Flabrenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shave your arms.
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