Yamfosstip Bungedlopnel is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise scorpion.

Yamfosstip Bungedlopnel created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamfosstip Bungedlopnel, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamfosstip Bungedlopnel, it will manifest in front of you.

Yamfosstip Bungedlopnel's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yamfosstip Bungedlopnel's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamfosstip Bungedlopnel.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never pour water over plants.