Poggepnurt is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient
cow.
Poggepnurt created a quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Poggepnurt, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Poggepnurt, she will be mildly annoyed.
Poggepnurt's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Poggepnurt's Holy Commandments1. Horses are not to be trusted.
2. Never go into brown rooms.
3. Never hurt goats.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.
5. Do not stand on grass.