Poggepnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient cow.

Poggepnurt created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poggepnurt, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Poggepnurt, she will be mildly annoyed.

Poggepnurt's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Poggepnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Do not stand on grass.