Zedlistgon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome hamster.

Zedlistgon created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedlistgon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zedlistgon, she will turn you into a frog.

Zedlistgon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zedlistgon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.