Gumbittab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving unicorn.

Gumbittab created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gumbittab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gumbittab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gumbittab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gumbittab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never skip in the presence of moths.