Figflatlat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate rhinoceros.

Figflatlat created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Figflatlat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Figflatlat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Figflatlat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Figflatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Figflatlat on top of all buildings.