Libgadmigfudhabvighap is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable
seal.
Libgadmigfudhabvighap created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Libgadmigfudhabvighap, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Libgadmigfudhabvighap, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Libgadmigfudhabvighap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Libgadmigfudhabvighap's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Worship no other gods but Libgadmigfudhabvighap.
4. You must love Libgadmigfudhabvighap.
5. Never think ill of sick swans.