Wanpagsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind skunk.

Wanpagsaw created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wanpagsaw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanpagsaw, it will be very unhappy.

Wanpagsaw's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Wanpagsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Never write about cell theory.