Wanpagsaw is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind
skunk.
Wanpagsaw created the planet Venus eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Wanpagsaw, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wanpagsaw, it will be very unhappy.
Wanpagsaw's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Wanpagsaw's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Feed all hungry hamsters.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always help tortoises in need.
5. Never write about cell theory.