Jonrill is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless fly.

Jonrill created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonrill, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jonrill, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jonrill's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jonrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Never talk about stars.