Vinzigbab Logtagtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring manatee.

Vinzigbab Logtagtarp created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinzigbab Logtagtarp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vinzigbab Logtagtarp, it will make you grow a tail.

Vinzigbab Logtagtarp's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vinzigbab Logtagtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Always obey Vinzigbab Logtagtarp's priests.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Erect four nickel sculptures of Vinzigbab Logtagtarp on top of important buildings.

5. Do not take Vinzigbab Logtagtarp's name in vain.