Panghadlin Rilcedbimdagyikbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil shark.

Panghadlin Rilcedbimdagyikbarn created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Panghadlin Rilcedbimdagyikbarn, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Panghadlin Rilcedbimdagyikbarn, he will turn you into a plant.

Panghadlin Rilcedbimdagyikbarn's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Panghadlin Rilcedbimdagyikbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Worship no other gods but Panghadlin Rilcedbimdagyikbarn.