Fashathug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful wasp.

Fashathug created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fashathug, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fashathug, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fashathug's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fashathug's Holy Commandments

1. Fashathug must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Never laugh in the presence of doves.

5. Do not covet oxen.