Pibjendid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate mouse.

Pibjendid created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibjendid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pibjendid, it will destroy your home planet.

Pibjendid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pibjendid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about monkeys.