Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, confident eagle.

Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always help mice.