Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp
is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, confident
eagle
.
Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp
created matter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp
, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp
, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp's
most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Sabfliglig Daglibbanbeptintofapp's Holy Commandments
1. Always take life seriously.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never write about cell theory.
5. Always help mice.
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