Monsawjabhog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective mole.

Monsawjabhog created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monsawjabhog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Monsawjabhog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Monsawjabhog's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Monsawjabhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed figs to great tits while wearing orange boots.