Beglogfen is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, uncaring lion.

Beglogfen created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Beglogfen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Beglogfen, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Beglogfen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Beglogfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Never wear pink jumpers.

3. Put Beglogfen first in all things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. You must never eat coconuts.
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