Sinvingud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, two-faced gnu.

Sinvingud created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinvingud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sinvingud, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sinvingud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sinvingud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sinvingud first in all things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help geese.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sinvingud.