Nanfubmob Ganciddog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish mole.

Nanfubmob Ganciddog created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanfubmob Ganciddog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanfubmob Ganciddog, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nanfubmob Ganciddog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nanfubmob Ganciddog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from fawn swans, for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always obey Nanfubmob Ganciddog's priests.