Didwattag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful yak.

Didwattag created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didwattag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Didwattag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Didwattag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Didwattag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Didwattag.