Linfadcep is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet cow.

Linfadcep created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linfadcep, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Linfadcep, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Linfadcep's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Linfadcep's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the east.

3. Always help mice.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Linfadcep.