Gutlunweg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, blissful rat.

Gutlunweg created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Gutlunweg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gutlunweg, she will turn you into a mole.

Gutlunweg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gutlunweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gutlunweg.