Sugvinnablim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent manatee.

Sugvinnablim created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sugvinnablim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sugvinnablim, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sugvinnablim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sugvinnablim's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Never wear purple trousers.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never look at black holes.
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