Farlistzag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane cat.

Farlistzag created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farlistzag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farlistzag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Farlistzag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Farlistzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farlistzag.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not cook food in pots.