Nabwiptal is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident naga.

Nabwiptal created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabwiptal, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabwiptal, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nabwiptal's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nabwiptal's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not cook food in pots.