Sugbarncumdav is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered
gerbil.
Sugbarncumdav created humankind nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sugbarncumdav, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Sugbarncumdav, it will turn you into a worm.
Sugbarncumdav's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Sugbarncumdav's Holy Commandments1. Always help tortoises in need.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.
4. Do not take Sugbarncumdav's name in vain.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.