Rutsagnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident scorpion.

Rutsagnarl created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Rutsagnarl, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rutsagnarl, she will be very sad.

Rutsagnarl's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rutsagnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Never paint your feet blue.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.