Honmintadcub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent bat.

Honmintadcub created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Honmintadcub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Honmintadcub, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Honmintadcub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Honmintadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Honmintadcub loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about mites.