Xem Wikcablen Quampangduss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tranquil goat.

Xem Wikcablen Quampangduss created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xem Wikcablen Quampangduss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xem Wikcablen Quampangduss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Xem Wikcablen Quampangduss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Xem Wikcablen Quampangduss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.