Fotfodrag Nut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil dryad.

Fotfodrag Nut created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fotfodrag Nut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fotfodrag Nut, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fotfodrag Nut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fotfodrag Nut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.