Henkabjan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty mole.

Henkabjan created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henkabjan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Henkabjan, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Henkabjan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Henkabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.