Cubpas is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witless mink.

Cubpas created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubpas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cubpas, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cubpas' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cubpas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Do not take Cubpas' name in vain.