Stipbapdag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, impressive dugong.

Stipbapdag created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbapdag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipbapdag, she will curse you with boils.

Stipbapdag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Stipbapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always obey Stipbapdag's priests.

5. Do not shave your hands.